Okay, since Mo and Grace will not be around for the week and there wouldn’t be a regular Good times show, I thought that it’d be a great idea if we could pretend that they’re around and I’ll blog about the show as if they were there…

Does that make sense? Hehe…

Ehem… and so on to the imaginary show’s highlights:

Boy wreaks havoc at Australian zoo

Mo normally starts the show for the kiddies who are listening to the show on their way to school and so he talked about a 7 year old boy who broke into an Australian outback zoo and fed a string of small animals to its resident saltwater crocodile.

Apparently, security camera footage at the Alice Springs Reptile Center showed the smiling youngster also bludgeoning to death a small blue tongue lizard and two more thorny devils during a half-hour of breakfast-time havoc last Wednesday. The parents were nowhere to be found during the kid’s playtime errr killtime…

Mojo and Grace were outraged at the action of the boy and blamed the parents… Apparently, the parents were busy making out in the zoo’s loo to notice that their kid was missing…

Miguel chimed in and said that the kid must’ve drunk too much Royal True Orange coz “nasobrahan sa kulit”…

Mo wondered if the kid was the offspring of Chuckie, the malevolent killer doll who married another killer doll in the movie “The bride of Chuckie”…

Non-virgin indicators

Mo asked the show’s listeners for some more non-virgin indicators aside from permanent tattoos, heavy smoking and thumb rings when Benj, the blog owner of the Good times with Mo wordpress blog, finally got through the phonelines of the show and chimed in his opinion that a sure indicator of non-virginity are piercings, you know, bellybutton piercings and tongue piercings…

I mean, come on, if you’re willing to get yourself pierced in those areas, you must have been pierced in other strategic areas already, right?

Mo agreed and thanked him for doing such a good job on the blog and allowed him to greet Khalesh, Marie, Chi and Carol on-air… hehehe (well, it is an imaginary blog, right?)

Get me out of here

Mo talked about this great website that he found after he came from his dog poo expedition in Eastwood, the site called “Get me out of here” or http://getmooh.com is perfect if you love playing pranks just like Mo Twister or if you just need to escape from a boring meeting or a blind date gone horribly wrong…

The site’s premise is that you enter your phone number (or the number of the person you’re punking), select a pre-recorded message, set the date and time you want the call to come through and voila!, the system gives you or your victim a call on the date and time specified…

You can select emergencies, funny calls or even scary calls for your intended victim… You can also preview the messages to select which one you’d like…

Happy pranking, hehe…

Nonoy the Menggoy

Nonoy the Menggoy, Magic 89.9’s resident version of Michael Buffer, had a sing off with one of my favorite blog readers, Khalesh, for the right to own a brand spanking new Magic Sing (Manny Pacquiao edition)…

Normally it was Mojo Jojo who represents the Good times show for these sing offs, but for some perverse reason, Mo chose Nonoy to carry the flag of the GTWM gang…

Mo impersonated Simon Cowell, Grace played ditzy Paula Abdul, while Mojo gave his version of a gay Randy Jackson… Miguel was at home as Ryan Seacrest…

After a series of gruelling (on the ears) renditions by Nonoy of Paul Potts’ classics such as “Nessun Dorma” and Freddie Aguilar’s Anak… my man Khalesh prevailed with a series of songs by Josh Groban sung with an Indian accent!

Way to go Khalesh… Let’s have some videoke sessions with your new Magic Sing, ok?

Congratulations!

Well, that’s the show for today, I hope you enjoyed it!

Till next time, I’m out of here…

Good times!

I’ve been a long time fan of the  show ever since it started airing with the original trio of Mo, Mojo and Andi9 around late 2005 or early 2006 (I forget). As Mo says in radiospeak, “First time, long time”… Meaning a first time caller but a long time listener… Well in my case, first time blogger but a long time listener…

I’ve decided to list down my top ten reasons why I love the show so much and see if you agree…

1. Mo Twister - his original and oft times controversial take on various topics makes for truly entertaining radio. His candor is refreshing and is the radio equivalent of a stiff middle finger to all those boneheads who love to bash him…
2. Grace Lee’s twins - enough said
3. Mojo Jojo - not just the token gay guy on this show, his on air flirting with the various “cute boys” gives me the creeps but is nonetheless entertaining and his unabashed gayness is a perfect foil for Mohan. Talk about the proverbial old married couple…
4. Little Man Guile - this young man has a serious future in broadcasting, but get your wang cut already, Miguel, for Pete’s sake… “snip, snip”…
5. The PRIZES - this show gives away insane prizes, from stays at luxury hotel suites, trips, concert tickets, free gas, laptops, some pretty serious dough and now a new car (albeit a Chery QQ), but still, who’s complaining? It has 4 wheels and an engine!
6. The GAMES - this show runs the gamut of games, from funny to downright stupid games… Games like the dearly departed FQ (Forbidden Questions), ass kissing games (Yabang Mo), the lame Categories game and my personal favorite the Pornstar game!
7. The TALK - let’s face it, Good times is basically a talk show and the show lives or dies by the conversation and ideas thrown around on the show… This is what keeps the listeners coming back!
8. The MUSIC - yeah, I know, I know, what music? Mo only plays three songs but those three songs are damned good! Coldplay anyone?
9. The CALLERS - from singing divas to drunken retards to doctors to hot chicks, this show is like a magnet which attracts the best and the worst callers on Philippine radio!
10. And last but not the least, MOHAN GUMATAY… Oh yeah, did I mention Mo?

I’d love to hear top reasons why you love the show too… Feel free to comment…

I’m out of here…